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Old 03-23-2008, 01:10 PM
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Default The 10 commandments of miniature football

And so it came to pass, that as Ravenna Al descended down the flight of stairs, the Lord gave unto him a tablet. And on this tablet was written the 10 commandments of miniature football......

1) Thou shalt have no other hobby before me, for miniature football shall be number one in the hearts of all men that are pure

2) Thou shalt not make unto thee fields any graven image, lest thou shall incur the wraths of the NCAA and NFL and be smitten in thee wallets

3) Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain, unless thee has just fumbleth the ball away, for the ears of children should remain untarnished from potty mouth coaches

4) Remember the sabbath day and keep it holy, for this is the day that all men should play miniature football

5) Honour thy mother and thy father, for they are the ones who saveth and boughteth your first MF game when thou were just a child

6) Thou shalt not kill, unless the other coach breaketh thou's favorite TTQB, then all bets are offeth

7) Thou shalt not commit adultery with thy cheerleader figures

8) Thou shalt not steal, for taking another coaches bases or figures is not cooleth

9) Thou shalt not bear false refereeing against thy leaguemates

10) Thou shalt not covet they neighbors team. Thou shalt learn to painteth and tweaketh for thyself
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Old 03-23-2008, 02:01 PM
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Very good stuff, I am rolling on the floor laughing!

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Old 03-23-2008, 03:36 PM
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Somebody watched the "Ten Commandments" with Charleston Heston last night!

Great stuff
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Old 03-23-2008, 04:17 PM
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As usual RavennaAl you have made us all Just when I think you cant come up with anything better than the last joke you out do yourself.
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Old 03-23-2008, 04:55 PM
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10 Commandments Article 1, Amendment .001, Item 11
From the book of Ravenna Al verse 1:11-13
11: Thou shalt pour thy colors unto the paint tray and fear not to paint thy logos for they are above wrong in the eyes of the NFL and no decal shall touch thy surface for these are of the worst deed that has plagued the lands and shall be stricken from our constinence. 12: For behold thou shall see beauty in thine own creation and know that it is good beyond that of those who make false witness to the NFL and its lowly brother ,the NCAA. 13: Yea, paint thee thine own.
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Old 03-24-2008, 11:52 AM
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Default This is great Revanna

I love it! Very
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