CorEy: Age falsification scandal????

[MplsTom]

It has recently come to the NHFL's attention that CorEy "Mr. National" Johnson is being investigated for falsifying his NHFL renewal application, listing his age at 29.

Our crack team of reporters also tracked down the 2005 Buzzball Winterfest application where Mr. Johnson again listed his age at 29. The conspiracy theory was elevated when the website for historical Winterfest applications was taken down this afternoon after we started digging.

In fact, every tournament since 2002, CorEy has been listed as 29.

If found guilty, CorEy would be forced to:
- Uncapitalize the "E" in CorEy for 1 year
- Give back all the skills competition medals that he's earned
- Give up his title as "Mr. National" and be known as "Old Man Winter"
- Stop accusing Brian Healy's sister of stealing his fish when he was a wee lad (see picture below)

[NATIONAL]

pictures didn't come out that good! My yearbook photos are in black and white. That gives you a lil hint.

The age thing is just another side show for the guy called

CorEy with an "E"

Prettyboy

NATIONAL

Mr. Nat'l

The Face

The F.O.T.H

The Face of the hobby

Marty Schotenhiemer (can't win the big one)

Not knowing my true age just adds to the mistique. If it's anybody that can give me a good laugh......... it's you Tom! You gotta find that post about why corEy with an E is better than corey with out an E. Or something like that. It was hilarious.
Tell you the truth, I don't even keep up with my birthdays. But for anyone who wants to the truth............................ I am 29

Nat'l

[RavennaAl]

I'll fill everyone in on why CorEy is only 29. It's because it's as high as he can count. 10 fingers, 10 toes, 1 mouth, 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 nose, 1 twig and 2 berries.

[artlax]

Originally Posted by PRETTYBOY

The F.O.T.H


Marty Schotenhiemer (can't win the big one)

Nat'l

Maybe with a ball this size you could hit that receiver and win the big one?

[GUTTMANN]

LOL!!

He's retired, isn't he??