Bears-Packers Joke

[FrankJohnson]

Quarterback Brett Farve, after living a full life died. When he got to heaven, God started showing him around.
They came to a modest little house with a faded Packers flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Brett felt special indeed and walked up to his house. On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three-story mansion with a blue and orange sidewalk, 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Bears logo flag, and in every window, a blue helmet with a "C" on it. Brett looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an All-Pro Quarterback, I won a Super Bowl, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said, "So what do you want to know, Brett?"

"Well, why does Walter Payton get a house that's so much better than mine?"

...AND GOD REPLIED..."That's not the House of Sweetness...THAT'S MY HOUSE!!!"


You forgot the punchline, Frank. Sorry if I stole your thunder.

[FrankJohnson]

Don't know how my cut & paste left out the punch line!