Plax is not alone , is he ?

[Rock Solid]

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/fo...ling_blue.html

[MplsTom]

My Favorite Golf One (as told by David Feherty):
Sam Torrance, veteran Ryder Cupper and my dear old roommate in Europe, was, and probably still is, the world sleepwalking champion and captain of the Scottish synchronized sleepwalking team. During the 1993 Ryder Cup at The Belfry, Sam was snoozing peacefully in his hotel room beside his lovely wife Suzanne.

Suddenly, he sat bolt upright in bed and stared around the room. He was fast asleep with his eyes wide open and in full ninja mode (try to picture Chris Farley here). He mistook a medium-sized potted Yucca tree for a masked intruder, tackled it, broke his toe, and his heart, for alas, it caused him to miss the final-day singles matches.

Others from Yahoo Sports:
That mishap, though, was perhaps less embarrassing than Marty Cordova’s injury. The Baltimore Orioles outfielder burned himself so badly at a tanning salon that he had to sit out three games.

Other silly self-inflicted injuries have resulted from more day-to-day tasks. Sammy Sosa strained his back sneezing, while Brandon Inge strained a stomach muscle after trying to complete the seemingly simple act of propping a pillow behind his son’s head.

And still other athletes were injured while doing what they supposedly do best – exercising. Moises Alou once fell off a treadmill and tore his ACL. The Astros’ Hunter Pence was running when his route took him straight into a glass door.

When these players get injured they probably have a lot of time on their hands while recovering. What should they do to amuse themselves? Pitcher Adam Eaton might tell them to avoid watching movies. Eaton accidentally stabbed himself in the stomach while trying to open the packaging of a DVD.

Still, many of the dumbest self-inflicted injuries are nothing short of bizarre. For instance, who would guess that you can injure yourself just by yelling? Former Manchester United goalkeeper Alex Stepney learned the hard way that it’s definitely possible. And sure, shredding on Guitar Hero for Playstation 2 is addictive, but most athletes wouldn’t worry that the video game could lead to missing the MLB playoffs. The Detroit Tigers’ Joel Zumaya proved that video games can truly be harmful, though, when he had to sit out during the 2006 ALCS due to a Guitar Hero-inflicted sore wrist.

Even the most revered Hall of Famers aren’t immune to the occasional bout with stupidity. As a junior at UCLA, Lew Alcindor missed two games because of a scratched cornea suffered in a game, an injury that ended the Bruins’ then-record 47-game winning streak in a loss to Houston at the Astrodome. So he was especially annoyed when, in a preseason exhibition game in his sixth pro season, he went up for a rebound and wound up with Don Nelson’s finger in his eye. Furious and frustrated, Kareem slammed his fist into the basket support. The eye healed quickly, but the broken hand kept him out of the first 16 games of the regular season.

At times, these injuries are infamous enough to inspire a nickname, such as in the case of Glenallen “Spiderman” Hill. The outfielder – who has coincidentally played for eight different teams – got his nickname from an incident spurred on by his apparently severe arachnophobia. Early in his career, while with the Blue Jays, Hill was having a violent nightmare about spiders. While still asleep, he tried to escape from the phantom spiders and fell into a glass table. This nightmare gave Hill cuts on his toes and elbows, carpet burns on his knees, landed him on the 15-day DL and bestowed upon him his nickname.

[Rock Solid]

O.J.

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Originally Posted by MplsTom

Let us not forget Gus Frerotte who had one of the stupidest injuries when he rammed his helmet against a cement wall after scoring a touchdown and was out for the year.

The most famous "mythical" injury occured when Steve Levy, an ESPN newscaster, read the teleprompter verbatim. Instead of a player being out with a bulging disc, the "s" in the last word wasn't typed in the teleprompter so the guy was out with a "bulging &$#"

$10 to anyone who can find the footage of that. Dan Patrick will occasionally reference it on his show.

Agreed.

Didn't Micheal Irvin hang out with hookers and do cocaine?

[Kansas Bill]

At least Plaxico didn't invent a mythical intruder and say he was shot by "them"..

Steve Stopanovich of the University of Missouri.. shot himself with a gun.. and then told police that he was shot by an intruder who came into his dorm room.. LMAO..

This was back in the old "Who Shot JR" days when Dallas was a big TV hit..

Next time Stopanovich showed up at Allen Fieldhouse on the University of Kansas campus.. the majority of the crowd had.. "I shot SS" t-shirts on and had those old time cap guns and were shooting them as he came onto the court.. .. that's a classic piece that'll never happen again.. cuz you'd never be able to bring those fake guns into an arena.. anywhere in the US.. again..